Jokes & Bumper Stickers
Why did the kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a “butter fly”.
How do you make a butterfly? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife.
Why wouldn’t the butterfly go to the dance? It was a moth ball.
Who is the king of the insects? The Monarch!
What is the greasiest bug? The butter-fly!
What do a moth, a butterfly, and a fish have in common? Scales
Have you ever seen a butterfly cry? No, but I’ve seen a moth bawl!
What do you get when you eat caterpillars? Butterflies in your stomach!
I brake for butterflies
My butterfly is an honor roll student
My butterfly is smarter than your butterfly
Butterflies on board
Beware of guard butterfly
Have you hugged your butterfly today?
I love my butterfly
BYOB – bring your own butterflies
I honk for butterflies